Arkansas 2

Po prekonani prvotneho kulturneho soku, pride okamih, ked si kazdy musi polozit otazku: "Ako prezit v Arkansase?"
Budte pokojni, existuje dokonca prirucka zaoberajuca sa touto problematikou. Jej autori su Americania zo Severnej Karoliny, cize z trosku viac civilizovanej casti USA.
Je velmi zabavne citat ako si Americania robia srandu z Americanov.
Ich vtipy sa zakladaju na skutocnosti, ze AR nie je husto obyvana oblast a preto sa traduje, ze ludia zijuci v horach, viac - menej izolovani od okoliteho sveta si museli svoje geneticke informacie vymienat v pomerne uzkom okruhu ludi. Podla toho aj vyzerali.
Takze podla prirucky vyzera formular rezidenta Arkansasu takto:

State of Arkansas Residency Application


First Name: Last Name: (spell as best you can)
a)Billy-Bob b)Billy-Joe c)Billy-Ray
d)Billy-Sue e)Billy-Mae f)Billy-Jack

Age:

Shoe Size: ______ Left _____ Right

Occupation:
a)Farmer b)Mechanic c)Hair Dresser d)Un-employed

Spouse's Name: ________

Relationship with spouse:
a)sister b)brother c)aunt d)uncle e)cousin
f)mother g)father h)son i)daughter j)pet

Number of children living in household: _____
Number that are yours: _____

Education: 1 2 3 4 5 (Circle highest grade completed)

Firearms you own and where you keep them:
_____ truck _____ bedroom ______ bathroom _____ kitchen

___ Number of times you've seen a UFO
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis and UFO

How often do you bathe:
a)weekly b)monthly c)not applicable

Color of teeth:
a)yellow b)brown c)brownish-yellow d)brown e)black

Dufam, ze teraz uz mate jasnu predstavu o tom, co je to Arkansas.
Na zaver este par vtipov z uvedenej prirucky:

"Ak sa dvojica rozvedie, este stale su brat a sestra."

"Preco su Arkansasania hrdi na Billa Clintona? Pretoze napriek tomu, ze spal s tolkymi zenami, ani jedna nebola jeho sestra."

"Preco sa chcel O.J. Simpson prestahovat do Arkansasu? Lebo tam maju vsetci rovnake DNA."